Queers - Just Say Cunt lyrics

I think it's so stupid

Girls won't say this word

Like asking everyone to not say shit, say turd

Fall back 5 yards it's time to punt

I think "gash" is offensive

Not to mention rude

And I don't think about eating it

When I'm eating food

There once was some dude on T.V.

His name was Alan Funt

Just say cunt

Just say cunt

Just say cunt

Just say cunt

[Motherfucking lead guitar]

I hope you're not offended

By this little tune of mine

So girls please don't start to flip out

To say cunt is no crime

The littlest piglet in the litter

is called the runt

[Chorus]