Queers - I Can't Stop Farting lyrics

Last night I had burritos and drank alot of beer

And now a funny smell is eminating from my rear

My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon

I got a problem and I don't know what to do

HELP!

I can't stop farting (4x)

My flatulant ass sounds like 27 ducks

I sit and try to take a shit outta luck

My sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear out the room

I got a problem and I don't know what to do

HELP!

I can't stop farting