David Allan Coe - Linda Lovelace guitar chord

David Allan Coe

Linda Lovelace

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Well you can talk about your lovers and your backdoor pimps

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You can talk about your Hollywood fags

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If you wanna know the baddest mother fucker in the world

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Then I’m the greatest lover alive.

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Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me

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Before she ever got rich

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And it would take the average man a day and a half

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Just to satisfy that bitch.

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Why the Queen of England gave me the key

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To the whole damn country of France

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And it only took me fifteen minutes

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To get into her pants.

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Well I fucked ‘em all from coast to coast

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Cause honey that my bag

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In fact I’m the only man in the whole world

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That could make Linda Lovelace gag.

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Now it ain’t that my dick so God damn big

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Its just I know how to use it

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And I’ll never let some nickel-dime whore

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Ever get the chance to abuse it.

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They can suck it for hours and hours on end

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But I’ll still be in control

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And I won’t cum till I wanna cum

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Cause that’s my jellyroll.

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Now there ain’t no woman no match for me

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I’ve had ‘em try to wear me down

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I’ve fucked them barmaids and bank clerks

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I even fucked a circus clown.

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Teachers and lawyers, doctors

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And Lord them fat women sure are a drag

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I tell ya I’m the only mother fucker in the world

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That can make Linda Lovelace gag.

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Why Old Hairy Reams fell apart at the seams

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When he saw me fuck that whore

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She sucked my dick swallowed my nuts

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And I still hollered for more.

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She sucked my asshole she sucked my toes

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She’s the suckinest bitch alive

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Well I made her call up two more cunts

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And friend that ain’t no jive.

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She don’t give me know shit

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About bein’ some big time lover

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Some movie star with a jag

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Cause you ain’t shit if you can’t get Linda Lovelace gag.

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I don’t talk about bein’ no full time lover

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Cause mister that’s my bag

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I’m the only mother fucker in the damn world

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That can make Linda Lovelace gag.

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Take it boys.

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