Yankovic Weird Al - What If God Smoked Cannabis lyrics

And if His eyes were pretty glazed

If He looked spaced-out

Would you buy His story

Would you believe He had an eye infection

And yeah yeah

God looks baked

Yeah yeah

God smells good

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked cannabis

Hit the bong like some of us

Drove a tidy micro-bus

And He subscribes to Rolling Stone

When God made this place

In the beginning, did he plant any seeds

Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve

So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering

And yeah yeah

God rolls great

Yeah yeah

God smells good

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked cannabis

Do you 'spose He had a buzz

When He made the platypus

When He created both our homes

Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones

And do you think He rolls His own

Up there in heaven on the throne

And when the saints go marching home

Maybe He sits and smokes a bone