Yankovic Weird Al

Yankovic Weird Al - Callin In Sick guitar chord

Callin' In Sick

"Weird Al" Yankovic

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(subtle bass and guitar with minimal drums [ie. closed hi-hat])

E   C       G A C B

   Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time

E C G A C      B

   Just don't feel like going to work - I think I'll call my boss then I'm

A  B        C     D     A

   Gonna hack and cough and wheeze

B     C       D              

Swear I've got some strange disease

A      B       C         D

What's that little twerp gonna say?  Hey...

(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar)

E    C C      G       A

  I'm callin' in sick today

E    C C  G   A

  Callin' in sick today

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp

I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"

I could sit and count my hair

I could burp my Tupperware

I'm not busy now anyway.   Hey..........

(Chorus)

E    C C      G       A

  I'm callin' in sick today

E    C C  G   A

  Callin' in sick today

E    C C  G   A

  Ain't going to work, no way

E    C C  G   A G

  Callin' in sick today

(Bridge) - (same as chorus)

B A  B    A

  I can do anything I want to

B   A    B    A

  I am invincible now

B    A     B   A

     I'm on fire, baby

      B D

  I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world?

E

  I'm alive!

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint

When I'm sick of takin' abuse

I just make up some lame excuse

Freedom's just seven digits away.  Hey...

(Chorus)

E    C C      G       A

  I'm callin' in sick today

E    C C  G   A

  Callin' in sick today

E    C C  G   A

  Ain't going to work, no way

E    C C  G A G

  Callin' in sick today

B   B B

A A A G G F# D E (hold on E)

Little Riff they play in the chorus

e ------------------------------------

B -------0-0--------------------------

G ---0-2-----2-0----0-----------------

D -2-------------2-----2-2------------

A ------------------------------------

E ------------------------------------

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