(alexander/naydock)



when I die, call this number

unencumber yourself from the details

the whole thing's bought and paid for

the box, the viewing and one more ride



bought a plot by some azaleas 

they never fail to impress in the brochure

see me off at sunset

I hope it's glorious outside



I am thinking in ways

that I never have before

I am counting the days

that I never have before



of course the breakfast will be dinner

your choice of a couple of entrees

you'll meet some real characters

some even I haven't seen in a while



I am thinking in ways

I never have before

I am counting the days

that I never have before



I need you to distribute

everything that I have written down here

they are bits and pieces

of all who made me what I am



drink a few, get to know them

don't forget to tip your waitress

through them you'll know me better

and life is really worth a damn



I am thinking in ways

I never have before

I am counting the days

that I never have before