Who - Cooks County lyrics

(Up-tempo swing music playing)

Timmy is an average kid

that no one understands

Mom and Dad and Vicky

always giving him commands

Vicky:

Bed Twerp!

Doom and gloom

up in his room

Is broken instantly

By his magic little fish

who grant his every wish

'Cause in reality...

... They are his oddparents

Fairly Oddparents

Wanda:

Wands and wings

Cosmo:

Floaty crowny things

Oddparents

Fairly Oddparents

Really mod, pea pod,

buff bod, hot rod

Timmy:

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,

giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

Oddparents

Fairly Oddparents

It flips your lid when you're

the kid with Fairly Oddparents

Vicky: Yeah right

(Bop!)