Weird Al Yankovic - You're Pitiful lyrics

My life is brilliant

What, was I too early? I'm sorry should I, do you wanna start over or

Keep going? okay

Now? Now?

My life is brilliant, Your life's a joke

You're just pathetic, You're always broke

Your home-made Star Trek uniform really ain't impressing me

You're suffering from delusions of adequacy

You're pitiful, you're pitiful

You're pitiful, it's true

Never had a date that you couldn't inflate

And you smell repulsive too, what a bummer being you!

Well you just can't dance, and forget romance

Everybody you know still calls you farty-pants

But you'll always have a job, well I mean

as long as you can still work that Slurpee machine

You're pitiful, you're pitiful

You're pitiful, it's true

You're half undressed eating chips off your chest

while you're playing Halo 2, no-one's classier than you

La la la la

La la la la

La la la la loser!

You're pitiful, you're pitiful

You're pitiful, it's true

Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself

You still live with your mom and you're forty two!

Guess you'll never grow a clue

Well it just sucks to be you