Weird Al Yankovic - What if God Smoked Cannabis lyrics

If god had long hair and a goatee

And if his eyes were pretty glazed

If he looked spaced out

Would you buy his story

Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah yeah god looks baked

Yeah yeah god smells good

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

What if god smoked cannabis?

Hit the bong like some of us

Drove a tie-dyed microbus

And he subscribes to rolling stone

If god made this place, in the beginning

Did he plant any seeds?

Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve

So they’d be hungry for the apple

That the snake was always offering

And yeah yeah god rolls great

Yeah yeah god smells good

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

What if god smoked cannabis?

Do you suppose he had a buzz?

When he made the platypus

When he created earth our home

Does he like pearl jam or the stones?

And do you think he rolls his own

Up there in heaven on the throne

And when the saints go marching home

Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl