Weird Al Yankovic - Truck Drivin’ Song lyrics

I'm drivin' a truck

Drivin' a big ol' truck

Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck

Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn

Drivin' a truck with my high heels on

My diesel rig is northward bound

It's time to put that hammer down

Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by

I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel

But it's sure hard to hold the wheel

While I'm waiting for my nails to dry

Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror

And my pink angora sweater fits so tight

I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight

Well, I sure hope my seams are straight

Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight

Because I'm drivin' a truck

Drivin' a big ol' truck

Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck

Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break of dawn

Drivin' a truck with my high heels on

Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me

And my nipple rings don't bother me too much

But when I hit those big speed bumps

My darling little rhinestone pumps

Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch

But still I'm drivin' a truck

Drivin' a big ol' truck

Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck

Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon

While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on

I'm drivin' a truck

Drivin' a truck

Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck

And I'm late for my appointment down at my hair salon

So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on