Weird Al Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive-Thru lyrics
Telescope Eyes
Oh you humor me today
Calling me out to play
With your telescope eyes, metal teeth
I can't be seen with you, you freak
Go cry, go run away
Let your short legs carry you away
With your big dress and your dirty hair
Your pens waiting for you
Just get far far away from me
I don't want your disease
(chorus)
Please don't make me cry
Please don't make me cry
I'm just like you, I know you know
I'm just like you, so leave me alone
Dear Mathew, why can't you see
You're just not near enough like me
With your telescope eyes, metal teeth
I can't be seen with you
(chorus x2)
Please don't make me cry
Please don't make me cry
I'm just like you, I know you know
I'm just like you, so leave me alone
(bridge)
(chorus x2)
Please don't make me cry
Please don't make me cry
I'm just like you, I know you know
I'm just like you, so leave me alone
Oh you humor me today