Weird Al Yankovic - This Is The Life lyrics

I eat filet mignon seven times a day<br>My bathtub's filled with perrier<br>What can I say<br>This is the life<br><br>I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood<br>I hire somebody to chew my food<br>I'm an upwardly mobile dude<br>This is the life<br><br>They say that money corrupts you<br>But I can't really tell<br>I got the whole world at my feet<br>And I think it's pretty swell<br><br>I got women lined up outside my door<br>They've been waitin' there since the week before<br>Who could ask for more<br>This is the life<br><br>You're dead for a real long time<br>You just can't prevent it<br>So if money can't buy happiness<br>I guess I'll have to rent it<br><br>Yeah, every day I make the front page news<br>No time to pay my dues<br>I got a million pairs of shoes<br>This is the life<br><br>I got a solid gold cadillac<br>I make a fortune while I sleep<br>You can tell I'm a living legend<br>Not some ordinary creep<br><br>No way, I'm the boss, the big cheese<br>Yeah, I got this town on it's knobby little knees<br>And I can do just what I please<br>This is the life<br><br>That's right, I'm the king, number one<br>I buy monographed kleenex by the ton<br>I pay the bills, I call the shots<br>I grease the palms, I buy the yachts<br><br>One thing I can guarantee<br>The best things in life, they sure ain't free<br>It's such a thrill just to be me<br>This is the life<br>Waah, this is the life