Weird Al Yankovic - Theme From Rocky XIII guitar tab

Theme From Rocky XIII

(parody of "Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor)

New Lyrics by Al Yankovic

Gm

Fat and weak, what a disgrace

F Gm

Guess the champ got too lazy

Gm

Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space

F Gm

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain

Gm

But he's no bum, he works down the street

F Gm

He bought the neighborhood deli

Gm

Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat

F Gm

Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say:

Cm

Try the rye or the kaiser

Gm F

They're our special tonight

Cm Gm F

If you want, you can have an appeti-zer

C Gm F

You might like our salami, and the liver's all right

melody-C B C D C D Eb

And they'd really go well with the rye

Gm

Or the kaiser

2nd Verse

Never eats while on the job

He heard it's good to stay hungry

But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob

Have a taste, they were made fresh today

2nd Chorus

Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white

Maybe I can suggest an appetizer

Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight

But you just can't go wrong with the rye

Or the kaiser

3rd Verse

So today, his deli comes first

Still he dreams of his past days of glory

Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst

All the while you can still hear him say:

3rd Chorus

It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite

Let me please be your catering advisor

If you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight

You can have your roast beef on the rye

Or the kaiser

Gm, Gm F Gm, Gm F Gm, Gm F Eb

The rye or the kaiser

The rye or the kaiser

The rye or the kaiser...

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