Weird Al Yankovic - The Beer Song lyrics

What gets you drunken quicker?

What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)

Can't get enough of it (Beer)

How we really love it (Beer)

Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)

I could kiss and hug it (Beer)

But I'd rather chug it (Beer)

Got my belly up to here (Beer)

I could not refuse a (Beer)

I could really use a beer, beer, beer

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

I can't remember how much I have had

I drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!)

That's my son the drunken manly stud

I'm proud to be his bud

Here have some pretzels

No, I'll call it quits

Those things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)

Drink with your family

Drink it with your friends

Drink till you're fat, stomach distends

Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you

We like to drink till we spew! Ew!

Who cares if we get fat?

I'll drink to that

As we sing once more...

What is the malt and liquor?

What gets you drunken quicker?

What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)

Can't get enough of it (Beer)

How we really love it (Beer)

Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)

I could kiss and hug it (Beer)

But I'd rather chug it (Beer)

Got my belly up to here (Beer)

Golly, I adore it! (Beer)

Come on dammit, pour it!

Do it for me, brew it for me

Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)

The most wonderful drink in the world

HOORAY!!! (BURP