Weird Al Yankovic - Snack All Night lyrics

I'm never satisfied with three meals a day

While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away

Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light

Right, yeah, if no one's around to see you

It don't matter if you snack all night

A million chicken bones are under my bed

A pile of Twinkie wrappers all 'round my head

Jelly doughnuts to the left of me

Got a bag of chocolate chips on the right

Right, yeah, if you don't mind the calories

It don't matter if you snack all night