Weird Al Yankovic - Phony Calls lyrics

Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening<br>And you're stuck inside the house all alone<br>That's when you decided it might be fun to harass someone<br>Dial a random number up on your telephone<br>You ask if their refrigerator is running<br>Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it<br>Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from<br>They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet<br>Listen to me<br><br>Don't go makin' phony calls<br>Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to<br>I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks up the wall<br>But it's really gettin' old fast<br><br>Little melvin has a natural obsession<br>Askin' for prince albert in a can<br>He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call<br>To some guy he doesn't know who lives in japan<br>He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning<br>Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four<br>He won't be laughin when they're tracin' his line<br>One day the phone police will be there at his door<br>Yo, hear me<br><br>Don't go makin' phony calls<br>Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to<br>Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall<br>How long is this phase gonna last? <br>Come on<br><br>Moe's bar, what'll ya eat, beat or drink? <br>Uh, yeah, hello, is mike there? last name rotch.<br>Hold on. I'll check. mike rotch! mike rotch! hey, has anybody seen mike rotch lately? <br>Listen to me, you little puke. one of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an<br>Ice pick!<br><br>Don't go makin' phony calls<br>Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to<br>You went through the new york city phone book and prank called 'em all<br>Hope that you grow out of this fast<br><br>Dont' go makin' phony calls,<br>Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to<br>Betcha think it's funny when you're drivin' folks right up the wall<br>But you're just a pain in the aaa....