Weird Al Yankovic - Party At The Leper Colony lyrics

Party at the Leper Colony

By Weird Al Yankovic

From Poodle Hat

Finger food and an ice cold keg

It won't cost you an arm and a leg

Dance all night to a rotten band

Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand

Saturday night, it's the place to be

Everybody cut footloose with me

At the party at the leper colony

Oh, there's a party at the leper colony

Hey

Met a little lady so pretty and young

She was quite a little talker 'till the cat got her tongue

She oozed up beside me, I turned on my charm

Well, pretty soon she was completely disarmed

I said, "Girl, now don't fall to pieces on me"

But she cried her eyes out - literally

At the party at the leper colony

Oh, there's a party at the leper colony

Hey, hey

Hey now, buddy, don't you give me no lip

Sorry I was using your head for dip

There's a guy in the hot tub, I don't know who

Wait a minute, it looks like Stu

Well, hold the phone now, what do I see?

Another pretty mama got her eye on me

At the party at the leper colony

Oh, there's a party at the leper colony

There's a party at the leper colony

(Party at the leper colony)

There's a party at the leper colony

(Party at the leper colony)

Oh, there's a party at the leper colony

Yeah, party at the leper colony

Well, there's a party at the leper colony

(Party at the leper colony)

Hey