Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute lyrics

(constant doo wops in the background throughout the song)<br><br>Aahh....<br><br>Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')<br>Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)<br>'cause you found a brand new lover<br>You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)<br><br>So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my rolodex (oohh..)<br>And I tore all your pictures in two<br>And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go<br>Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)<br><br>That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'<br>I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new<br>'cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass<br>Than spend one more minute with you<br><br>I guess I might seem kinda bitter<br>You got me feeling down in the dumps<br>'cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love<br>And I have to use the self-service pumps<br><br>Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase<br>You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two<br>'cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face<br>Than spend one more minute with you<br><br>I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork<br>Than watch you going out with other men<br>I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)<br>Again and again and again and again and again<br><br>Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin...<br><br>I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)<br>Shove an icepick under a toenail or two<br>I'd rather clean all the bathroom in grand central station with my tongue<br>Than spend one more minute with you<br><br>Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks<br>Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue<br>I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades<br>Than spend one more minute with you<br><br>I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands<br>And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die<br>Than spend one more minute with you