Weird Al Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute guitar tab

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Date: Sat, 30 Mar 1996 19:01:44 -0500

From: Denis Ford

One More Minute by Weird Al Yankovic

Words transcribed by I. Josh Greenstein (at least they were on his web page)

Chords by Bo Ford

I haven't heard this song in a while, so please feel free to correct any

mistakes. I'm not

absolutely sure if the B7 is right, but it sounds pretty close. Have fun.

Bo

D G D G

Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind,

B7 Em A D

'Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I'm not your kind.

G D G

So I pulled your name out of my Rolladex,

C G

And I tore all your pictures in two,

B7 Em

And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,

A D

Just because it reminds me of you.....

C D G

That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying,

C D G

I'm glad that you found somebody new,

C D G C

'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,

G D G

Than spend one more minute with you.

D G

I guess I may seem kinda bitter,

D G D

You got me feeling down in the dumps,

B7 Em

'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love,

A D

And I have to use the self-service pumps...

C D G

Oh so honey, let me help you with that suitcase

C D G

You ain't gonna break my heart in two

C D G C

'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face,

G D G

Than spend one more minute with you..

Em D G

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork

C G

Than watch you going out with other men

Em G Em

I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,

A D

Again, and again, and again, and again, and again

Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'

C D G

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches

C D G

Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two

C D

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms

G C

In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..

G D G

Than spend one more minute with you

C D G

Yes, I'd rather dive naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks

C D G

Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue

C D

I'd rather dive in a swimming pool filled with

G C

Double-edged razor blades

G D Em

Than spend one more minute with you

C D

I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands

G C

And throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die....

G D G

Than spend one more minute with you.....

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