Weird Al Yankovic - Nobody Here But Us Frogs lyrics

Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues

From my elbow down to my shoes

So let's throw another fire on the logs

Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine

With genuine Columbian lima beans

Dynastic and elastic, it's all made out of plastic

There's nobody here but us frogs

I'd like to find a girl who really cares

About the size of my nasal hairs

She could feed bananas to the dogs

We could climb the church and look down from the steeple

Where all the ants look like people

Nutritious and delicious, it's even surreptitious

There's nobody here but us frogs

They say I'm crazy

But I couldn't care less

Why don't they leave me alone

Can't they see that I'm happy to be a psychiatrical mess

I get a thrill

Bein' mentally ill, yes I do

They seem to think it's a crime

But it's a pleasure sublime, oh yes

That's why I'm happy here inside these padded walls

Makin' obscene telephone calls

And throwin' TV dinners to the hogs

I never trust a naked Eskimo

And don't you eat that purple snow

Revolting and disgusting

My belly button's rusting

There's nobody here but us frogs

They say I'm crazy

But I couldn't care less

Why don't they leave me alone

Can't they see that I'm happy to be a psychiatrical mess

I get a thrill

Bein' mentally ill, yes I do

They seem to think it's a crime

But it's a pleasure sublime, oh yes

That's why I'm happy here inside these padded walls

Makin' obscene telephone calls

And throwin' TV dinners to the hogs

I like to eat my ice cubes boiling hot

And Wilshire Boulevard's a Commie plot

Amazingly congruent, and commonly affluent

Innately effervescent, surprisingly incessant

Superblier commended, eccentric and demented

There's nobody here but us

Nobody here but us

Nobody here but us frogs, I mean it

Nobody here but us frogs