Weird Al Yankovic - Matter Of Crust lyrics

Some bread, you can get bargain-priced

And every loaf you buy begins with a singular slice

But you know it will go stale again

Always does, its just a question of when

I've lived long enough to have learned

The longer it stays in the toaster, the more it gets burned

But that can't happen to us

Because it's always been a matter of crust