Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeon lyrics

I finally made it through med school<br>Somehow I made it through<br>I'm just an intern<br>I still make a mistake or two<br><br>I was last in my class<br>Barely passsed at the institute<br>Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid<br>A malpractise suit<br><br>Hey, like a surgeon<br>Cuttin' for the very first time<br>Like a surgeon<br>Organ transplants are my line<br><br>Better give me all your gause nurse<br>This patient's fading fast<br>Complications have set in<br>Don't know how long he'll last<br><br>Let me see, that i.v.<br>Here we go - time to operate<br>I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out<br>And see what he ate<br><br>Like a surgeon, hey<br>Cuttin' for the very first time<br>Like a surgeon<br>Here's a waiver for you to sign<br><br>Woe, woe, woe<br><br>It's a fact - I'm a quack<br>The disgrace of the a.m.a.<br>'cause my patients die, yah my patients die<br>Before they can pay<br><br>Like a surgeon, hey<br>Cuttin' for the very first time<br>Like a surgeon<br>Got your kidneys on my mind<br><br>Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon<br>When I reach inside<br>With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors<br>Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh<br><br>Ooh baby, yah<br>I can hear your heartbeat<br>For the very last time