Weird Al Yankovic - Im So Sick Of You guitar tab
I'm So Sick of You
by "Weird Al" Yankovic
tabbed by Mike Rosulek, mjr@netins.net
This is a really fun song. Sounds pretty cool unplugged. Make note of
the parts where he says "I yi yi yi yi I'm so sick of you." The first
time he says that, he uses the D chord, but all the rest (I think) use
the Bmin and E chords at the same spot. I'm saying that now so I don't
have to write out all the "so sick of you" chords near the end.
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D
You tell a joke and forget the punchline. Why you always wastin' my time?
D
Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me
D
Your hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty
G
I don't know too many females
G7
Who make a habit of biting their toenails
D
Wo, every time you call, you drive me up the wall
D
Honey, just the sight of you makes my flesh crawl
A
I'm sure we'd be happy together
G7
if only one little thing weren't true
D A D
Oh baby, I yi yi yi yi I'm so sick of you
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You drink the milk right from the carton. What are you, in kindergarten?
You're belchin' everywhere, foulin' up the air
Then you use my razor to shave your back hair
You don't have an ounce of class.
You're just one big pain in the neck
How much more can I take now, give me a break now
You even snore when you're wide awake now
You tell all your friends we're the perfect couple
Well, maybe you should get a clue
D A Bmin
'Cause baby, I yi yi yi yi I'm so sick of you.
E
Baby, you're so nauseatin'
D A D
I yi yi yi yi I'm so sick of you
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Bm
And when you softly call my name
C D
It's like I'm listenin' to a squeaky chalk sound
Bm
And when you look at me that special way
C D
It's hard for me to keep my lunch down
D
And when you ask me what I'm thinkin'
honey, usually I'm thinkin' how I'd really like to tie your head
completely up in duct tape so I wouldn't have to listen to you
A Asus4 A
asking me those stupid questions over and over again
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Well, that disgusting noise you make when you laugh
gives me a throbbing migraine
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you)
Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you)
You've got inhuman body odor
You've got the hair of a boxing promoter
Yeah, your teeth are all yellow, your butt's made of Jell-O
You wake up in a puddle, droolin' on your pillow
I hate the way you crack your knuckles
I hate your whiny loser girlfriends too
But mostly I yi yi yi yi
I'm so sick of you
Really now, you're aggravatin'
I yi yi yi yi
I'm so sick of you
Not to mention irritatin'
I yi yi yi yi
I'm so sick of you
Well, now won't you give my best regards to Satan
I yi yi yi yi
I'm so sick of you
D
I'm so sick of you.... (repeat and fade out)