Weird Al Yankovic - I Think I’m A Clone Now lyrics

Isn't it strange<br>Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror<br>What would people say<br>If only they knew that I was<br><br>Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan)<br>Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man)<br>There in a petri dish late one night<br>They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say<br><br>I think I'm a clone now<br>There's always two of me just a-hangin' around<br>I think I'm a clone now<br>'cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down<br><br>Look at the way<br>We go out walking close together<br>I guess you could say<br>I'm really beside myself<br><br>I still remember how it began (gan-gan-gan)<br>They produced a carbon copy man (man-man-man)<br>Born in a science lab late one night<br>Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view<br><br>I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)<br>There's always two of me just a-hangin' around<br>I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)<br>'cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down<br><br>I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)<br>And I can stay at home while I'm out of town<br>I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)<br>'cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down<br><br>Signing autographs for my fans<br>Come and meet the carbon copy man<br>Livin' in stereo, it's all right<br>Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say<br><br>I think I'm a clone now<br>Another one of me's always hangin' around<br>I think I'm a clone now<br>'cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down<br><br>I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)<br>I've been on oprah winfrey - I'm world renowned<br>I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)<br>And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down<br><br>I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)<br>That's my genetic twin always hangin' around<br>I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)<br>'cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down<br><br>I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)