Weird Al Yankovic - Happy Birthday guitar tab

Happy Birthday

By Al Yankovic

Chorus:

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you! - (Chorus is All in D)

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you!

D

Well it's time to celebrate your birthday

A

It happens every year

D

We'll eat a lot of broccoli, and drink a lot of beer

G D

You should be good and happy that there's somethin' you can eat

E D

A million people every day are starvin' in the street

D A

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor

D

Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four

G D

There's garbage in the water

G D

There's poison in the sky

G D

I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die!

(Chorus)

2nd Verse

Well, what's the matter, little friend, you think this party is the pits?

Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits!

The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose

Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see

We'll all be crispy critters after World War III

There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide

When they drop the big one, we all get fried

Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?

(Chorus)

3rd Verse

(no music till key is specified)

Well, there's a punk in the alley, and he's lookin' for a fight

There's an Arab on the corner buyin' everything in sight

There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed

Seems that everywhere you look today, there's misery and greed

D A

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun

D

But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun

G D G D

So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take

G

Just blow out the candles

D

And have a piece of cake

(Chorus)

(Chorus)

And a pinch to grow an inch!

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