Weird Al Yankovic - food medley as performed in 1985 - 11 lyrics

Avocado,

What makes you think you're so holy?

You're gonna be guacamole before too long.

Oh, you're a green one,

You know that you're out of season.

You'd better let somebody eat you,

Let somebody eat you.

Ya better let somebody eat you

Before it's too late.