Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero lyrics

It's christmas at ground zero<br>There's music in the air<br>The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing<br>While the air raid sirens blare<br><br>It's christmas at ground zero<br>The button has been pressed<br>The radio just let us know<br>That this is not a test<br><br>Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping<br>It's the end of all humanity<br>No more time for last-minute shopping<br>It's time to face your final destiny<br><br>It's christmas at ground zero<br>There's panic in the crowd<br>We can dodge debris while we trim the tree<br>Underneath the mushroom cloud<br><br>You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop<br>Or jack frost on your windowsill<br>But if someone's climbing down your chimney<br>You better load your gun and shoot to kill<br><br>It's christmas at ground zero<br>And if the radiation level's okay<br>I'll go out with you and see all the new<br>Mutations on new year's day<br><br>It's christmas at ground zero<br>Just seconds left to go<br>I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover<br>Underneath the mistletoe<br><br>It's christmas at ground zero<br>Now the missiles are on their way<br>What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked<br>On this jolly holiday