Weird Al Yankovic - Belvedere Cruising lyrics

Now, you won't find me braggin'

'Bout my big green station wagon

Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin'

Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare

Match my wits with a red Corvair

And just the thought of a Pinto leaves me shakin'

Now, I don't think that I could hack

Drivin' a big white Cadillac

With ripped up upholstery and unnecessary frills

No, I don't think that I could bear

Drivin' somethin' other than a Belvedere

In a Belvedere I can really get my thrills

Goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight

Just watch me pass that Porsche on the right

I can take you anywhere

In my 1964 Belvedere

Goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight

I don't think that I could cruise

In one of those small VW's

Or zip along the highway in a classy pickup truck

There's somethin' 'bout a Comet

That makes me wanna vomit

And those Datsuns just ain't worth a Fudgesicle, no

Goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight

You got nothin' to lose but your life

It can take away your blues

All you've gotta do is cruise

In my big black Plymouth Belvedere tonight

With red upholstery

Goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight, yes indeed

Woo, goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight

Yeah, goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight