Weird Al Yankovic - Baby Likes Burping lyrics

You know my baby likes burping

You know my baby's kinda nauseating

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My little vulgar one is so gross

'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes

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And out in public it's embarrassing

She'll burp at anyone or anything

She's so revolting and disgusting

And repulsive to me, yeah

My little lady's so obnoxious

Today she walked onto a Greyhound bus goin'

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And then a couple hours later

My baby's in a crowded elevator

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That little filthy pig is so obscene

I'm really glad she doesn't like beans

She's so revolting and disgusting

And repulsive to me, yeah

Oh, I wonder what's her trip

Oh, she'd better can it quick

Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick

If baby does it anymore

I think I'll just pretend like I don't know her

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You know my baby likes burping

You know my baby is really sickening

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That's enough, that's it

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