Weird Al Yankovic - Avocado lyrics

[parody of "desperado" by the eagles]

Avocado

What makes you think you're so holy?

You're gonna be guacamole before too long.

Ohyou're a green one

You know that you're out of season.

You'd better let somebody eat you

Let somebody eat you.

Ya better let somebody eat you

Before it's too late.