Weird Al Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus lyrics

Riding in the bus down the boulevard

And the place was pretty packed (yeah!)

Couldnt find a seat so I had to stand

With the perverts in the back

It was smelling like a locker room

There was junk all over the floor

Were already packed in like sardines

But were stopping to pick up more, look out

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

Another comes on and another comes on

Another one rides the bus

Hey, hes gonna sit by you

Another one rides the bus

Theres a suitcase poking me in the ribs

Theres an elbow in my ear

Theres a smelly old bum standing next to me

Hasnt showered in a year

I think Im missing a contact lens

I think my wallets gone

And I think this bus is stopping again

To let a couple more freaks get on look out

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

Another comes on and another comes on

Another one rides the bus

Hey, hes gonna sit by you

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus ow

Another one rides the bus hey hey

Another one rides the bus hey-ey-ey-ey

The window doesnt open and the fan is broke

And my face is turning blue (yeah)

I havent been in a crowd like this

Since I went to see the who

Well I shouldve got off a couple miles ago

But I couldnt get to the door

There isnt any room for me to breathe

And now were gonna pick up more

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

Another comes on and another comes on

Another one rides the bus

Hey, hes gonna sit by you

Another one rides the bus