Weird Al Yankovic - A Complicated Song guitar tab
Intro :
Dm F
Uh huh
C
extra cheese
Dm F
Uh huh
C
save a peice for me
Verse:
F
pizza, party at your house
Dm
i went, just to check it out
Bb C
nineteen extra larges, what a shame knowone came
F
just us eating all alown
Dm
you said take the pizza home
Bb C
no sence letting all this go to to waste so then i faced
PRECHORUS
Bb
pizza all day, and every day
Dm
cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked
Bb
and i sure dont care, for irregularities
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS:
Dm Bb F
Why'd you have to and make me so constipated
C
couse right now id do
Dm Bb F
anything at all to get my bowles evacuated
C
in the bathroom
Dm Bb
and i sit, and i wait, and i strain
F C
and i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh,
Gm Bb (let it ring)
should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated
No no no
Verse 2:
F
i was, feeling pretty down
Dm
till my, girlfriend came around
Bb C
were just, so alike in every way, ive gotta say
F
in fact, i just thought i might
Dm
pop the, question there that night
Bb C
i was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me
PRECHORUS
Bb
who would have guest, her family crest
Dm
i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh
Bb
and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS:
Dm Bb F
how was i supposed to know that we were both related
C
belive me if i
Dm Bb F
new she was my cousin we never would have dated
C
what to do now
Dm Bb
should i go ahead and propose
F C
and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes
Gm Bb (let it ring)
and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated
No no no
F
No no (no no)
Dm
No no (no no)
Bb
No No (no no)
C
No...
Verse3:
F
i had, so much on my mind
Dm
i thought, maybe id unwind
Bb C
try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide
PRECHORUS
Bb
said not to stand, but thats a demand
Dm
that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet
Bb
and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS:
Dm Bb F
why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated
C
this really is a
Dm Bb F
major inconvenience oh man i really hate it
C
such a drag now
Dm Bb
i cant eat, i cant breath, i cant snore
F C
i cant belch or yodell any more, cant
Gm Bb (let it ring)
spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
oh no
Dm Bb F
why'd i have to go and myself all mutilated
C
i gotta tell you
Dm Bb F
life without a head kinda makes me irritated
C
what a bummer
Dm Bb
i cant blink, i cant cough, i cant sneeze
F C
but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now
Gm Bb (let it ring)
ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated
No no no
