Weezer - Christmas Celebration lyrics

Christmas celebration

And all around the nation

Won`t you stay with me tonight cause

I`m running out of fight

and the pagentry is such a bore

Carolers are singing

registers Ka-chinging

And the presents are in place

but I`d rather eat some mace

`cause the eggnog always makes me sick

You know how the story goes

you`ve seen it all before

That man is so obese that he can`t get out the door

Christmas to perfection

I`m begging for some action

and the ringing in my ears

is the sound of Christmas cheer

and they`ve knocked me screaming overboard