Ween - Pork Roll Egg & Cheese lyrics

When you've had your fun, and your work is done, you must not

Succumb

I can feel you breathe, it's like a mega-wedgie inside,

Please don't hide

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese

If you please, on a kaiser bun

Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese

If you please, on a kaiser bun

When the guavas drained, Eddie Dingle remains

But we must further ourselves on

So dynamic is life, staring into the sights

Not right, but wrong in a good way

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese

If you please, on a kaiser bun

Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese

If you please, on a kaiser bun

When you've had your fun, and your work is done, you must not succumb

I can feel you breathe, it's like a mega-wedgie inside,

Please don't hide

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese

If you please, on a kaiser bun

Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese

If you please, on a kaiser bun

Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese

If you please, on a kaiser bun

Kaiser bun

Pork roll egg and cheese

(Zzzz... eeezz...

(Applause and cheers)

- Thank you!

- ...thank you!