Ween - Boing lyrics

It is as smooth as a mutilated(??) shit on a shingle. Rip rip rip van Winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn. Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing? She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd love to see her wiggle. She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle. She'd love to do a boing boing boing boing? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Ohhhhhh yeah.