Wedding Present - Shatner lyrics

Imagine girls behaving in that way

Why don't you pack your bags & leave?

Look here's another bruise I didn't see

You can't say "it doesn't really matter"

This isn't t.v., he isn't William Shatner

Oh I've told you before

These days you look so pale & thin

Wave down a bus & let's be rid of him

You've spent this night beside you t.v. set

Remember when you used to laught at it

You laughed a bit

You can't say "it doesn't really matter"

This isn't t.v., he isn't William Shatner

Oh I've told you before

You can't say "it doesn't really matter"

This isn't t.v., he isn't William Shatner