Waits Tom - Step Right Up guitar tab

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Song : Step Right Up

Group: Tom Waits

CD : Small Change

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step right up

step right up

step right up

every ones' a winner, bargains galore

that's right you too can be the proud owner of the

quality goes in before the name goes on

one tenth of a dollar

one tenth of a dollar

we got service after sale

how 'bout perfume we got perfume

how 'bout an engagement ring

somethin' for the little lady

somethin' for the little lady

somethin' for the little lady ooooh

3 for a dollar

we got a year end clearance

we got our white sale on smoke damaged furniture you

can drive it away today

act now

act now and receive as our gift

our gift to you

they come in all colors

one size fits all

no muss no fuss no spills you tired of kitchen drudgery

everythin must go

goin' out of business

goin' out of business

goin' out of business sale

50% off original retail price skip the middle man

don't settle for less

how do we do it

how do we do it

volume!

volume!

turn up the volume!

nyah you heard it advertized

don't hesitate

don't be caught with your drours down

don't be caught with your drours down

just step right up

just step right up

that's right it fillets it chops it dices it slices

it never stops it lasts a lifetime mows your lawn

and it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from

school it gets rid of unwanted facial hair it gets

rid of embarrasing age spots it delivers a pizza

and it lengthens and it strengthens and it finds that

slipper thats been at large under the chains lounge

for several weeks

and it plays a mean rhythm master it makes excuses for

unwanted lipstick on you collar

and it's only a dollar

step right up

it's only a dollar

step right up

cause it forges your signature

if not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of

product for complete refund of price of purchase

step right up

please allow 30 days for delivery don't be fooled by

cheap immitations you can

live in it

live in it laugh in it love in it swim in it sleep in it

live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it removes

embarassing stains from contour sheets

that's right

and it entertains visiting relatives

it turns a sandwich into a banquet

tired of being the life of the party

change your shorts

change your life

change your life

change you into a 9 yr old hindu boy get rid you your

wife

and it walks your dog

and it doubles on sax

doubles on sax you can jump back jack see you later

alligator see you later alligator and it steals your

car

it gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking it's

a friend it's a companion it's the only product you

ever need

follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs

ironing

well it takes weights of hips, busts, thighs, chin,

midriff, gives you dandruff

it finds you a job

it is a job

and it strips the phone company free take 10 no rile

exchange

and it gives you denture breath

and you know it's a friend

and it's a companion

and it gets rid of your travelers' checks

it's new it's improved it's old fashioned

well it takes care of business

never needs winding

never needs winding

never needs winding

gets rid of black heads, heartbreak and scoriosciss

christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak buddy

come all, come one

come on, come all

cause it's effective, it's defective

it creates household odors it disinfects it's sanitized

for you protection

it gives you and erection

it wins the election

why put up with painful corns any longer

it's a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will

visit your home

we got a jack pot

jack pot

jack pot

prizes prizes prizes

all work garunteed

how do we do it

how do we do it

how do we do it

we need your business

we're goin' out of business

we'll give you the business

get on the business send it all

goin' out of business sale

receive our

free broschure

free broshcure

read the easy to follow assembly instructions

batteries not included yoouh

send before midnight tomorrow terms available

step right up

step right up

step right up

you got it buddy

the large friend givith

and the small friend taketh away

step right up

you can step right up

c'mon step right up nyahh

get away from me kid ya bother me

step right up

step right up

step right up

nyahh

mmmm mmmm nyahh

come one, come all, come on

come one, come all

step right up

you can step right up

c'mon step right