Vassar Phil - What Happens In Vegas lyrics

All the girls at the office win every year

They come back with secrets and cheap souvenirs

They beg her to go

They say you don't know what you're missing

But her boyfriend, Bobby, was a class A jerk

Never let her go nowhere, treated her like dirt

But this time they convinced her

She didn't need permission

But as soon as that plane got up in the air

They all raised their glasses and made her swear

What happens in Vegas is just between us

Ain't nobody's business what anyone does

You can let down your hair, be as wild as you dare

Go crazy, do something outrageous

But what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

They were all flying high when they got off the plane

Went straight to their rooms and everyone changed

Looked so different from work

Wearing short skirts and flirtin with strangers

She felt like Cinderella, she was having a ball

Met a doctor from Dallas

They laughed and they talked

Then a voice in her ear whispered

"Bobby ain't here"

And there ain't no ring on your finger

Remember...

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There was one empty seat coming home on that plane

Bobby was waiting at the baggage claim

He said "Where the hell is she?"

But all they would say...

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