Vandals - Join Us For Pong lyrics

it's the gay nineties and you can't watch nothin' good

mindless pinko garbage is all they make in hollywood

kung fu theatre, now there's a show with class

like to find the guy who cancelled it and karate chop his ass

so after alf is done, there ain't nothin' good on

all my rowdy friends come over because i have pong

join us! join us! join us!

join us for pong!

i got the foxes i got that clout

i got my unit on the day they came out

you bring the snack treats you bring the booze

i ain't bringin' nothin' does that box belong to you?

pass the dutchies on my all time favourite song

but turn it down you moron cause we're tryin' to play pong

don't be fooled by world peace or an economy that's stable

the cia's just got more time to watch you through your cable

they would control you and take away your brain

you can defeat them if you switch your box over to "game"

do what's right to you not what they tell you to

you can fight, we meet tonight, so join us for pong