Vandals - An Idea For A Movie lyrics

I got an idea for a movie,

and it goes like this

(Check it out) It's about a boy who gets his finger caught

In a bottle of Mr. Pibb

And they go on adventures,

I think it could be big

Is it too soon to whisper Oscar?

Put a happy ending there and it'll write itself, I swear

All we need are some meetings and a lead

I got an idea for a movie,

It's about this guy

Who wished and wished 'til it came true,

And now this kid can fly

I got an idea for a movie,

and here's my pitch

I get a job and quit my band,

And you stop being a bitch

And we will have adventures,

Like the boy and his bottle did

Is it too soon to whisper Oscar?

Put a happy ending there and it'll write itself, I swear

All we need are some meetings and a lead

With a happy ending there this thing will write itself, I swear

All we need is some trick photography

I forgot one thing about the guy

Who gained the ability to fly

It was actually only for a foot or two

And only an inch or so high