Uncle Tupelo - Cold Shoulder lyrics

I never had a sister

that you didn't like

You had three ugly brothers

but still turned out all right, yeah

I never had a girlfriend

longer than three months

you never had a boyfriend

but married on a hunch

so let's ride bikes into the sea

and catch a bus outside the reef

drive so deep that we can see

thinks that we have to get off

the bus driver laughs and he shakes his head

says, "You're okay, I drive this route everyday"

you're uneasy and you say you're scared

and if I die at least you'll die too

I never had a sister

but you, you look swell

wearing your matching shorts

as often as the mail comes

you look like Audrey Hepburn

when you get all dressed up

I have seen all your movies

'cause Audrey's a stone fox

so let's ride bikes into the sea

and catch a bus outside the reef

drive so deep where we can see

thinks that we have to get off

The bus driver laughs and he shakes his head

says, "You're okay, I drive this route everyday"

you're uneasy and you say you're scared

and if I die at least you'll die too