Uncle Outrage - Gayest Song Ever lyrics

I was sucking,

Trucking,

Fucking,

I was wheelin',

Dealin',

Squealin'

I was that man,

With The Plan,

To Change Ze World.

Welcome To Paradise,

Isn't it nice,

To see it and believe it,

There's no price.

I wanna get butt fucked,

I want my salad tossed,

I wanna do a rusty trombone,

And not get bossed.

I've butt fucked Adam Sandler,

Freddie Mercury too,

I've fucked Chaplin,

But I haven't tried a jew,

I give blow jobs to hobos (hobos),

I then fuck them becuase I get tired of honking

On Their Bobos.

Paradise Is So Nice!!!

Welcome TO Paradise,

Isn't it nice,

To see and beleive it,

There's no price.

I wanna get butt fucked,

I want my salad tossed,

I wanna do a rusty trombone,

And not get bossed.

Oooh, Cause I Love You! The gayest song ever folks~ love ya buttercupkins!