Uncle Outrage - Cross-Dresser lyrics

I don't want to dress in girls' clothes 'cause I'm a boy.

Why do you make me dress in girls' clothes?

I'm a boy and should dress in boys' clothes.

Transvestite, transvestite.

You're not girls, you are guys.

All the boys are dressed like girls

And all the girls are dressed like boys

I don't see the point of this

Why is this considered fun.

I like tiny dogs,

And I like it when you fall.

I like tiny dogs,

Stick them in the wall.

I hate you all, I hate you all,

I hate you all, I hate you all,

Where'd you learn to walk in heels?

Dressing wrong, is that appealing?

Do I understand it?

No!