Ultramagnetic MC's - Porno Star lyrics

[Tim D] Ahhh yeahh..

Aiyyo y'all ready to do this?

[Trev] Yeah whassup wit that?

[Keith] Yo Trev, you ready to run the train or what?

[Trev] Aiyyo what's that bitch name again anyway?

[Tim D] Yeah her name is Tabitha

But yo, let me go up there first

And then, Keith you come in

And Trev you come in

[Trev] Aight, aight

[Tim D] And we gonna cold rock the bitch, aight?

[Trev] Aight, I'ma lay in the back, chill chill

[Keith] I wanna jump out the closet!

[girl] *knock knock* Hello..

[Tim D] Yeah baby whassup? It's me

[girl] How you doin baby?

[Tim D] I'm aight - I'm ready to do this, you ready to do this?

[girl] Oh yes, I'm ready to do this baby

[Tim D] Yeah.. why don't you just.. lay down and

.. open your legs

[Girl] Like this?

*knock knock knock*

[Tim D] Yeah come in

[Keith] Yo whassup? I'm down right?

[girl] Who's that?

[Tim D] Yo that's my man Kool Keith, the Rhythm X

[girl] Hi Keith... what does the X stand for?

[Kool Keith]

See you're playin with yourself, with your hands between your legs

You're masturbating, cause you can't keep waiting

Lookin at my picture with your bra and soaked panties

I pull my dick out, your tongue stick out

I like the clitty-clit, then suck the tittie-tit

I'm rather suave, not finished with the pussy yet

Now turn that ass out, I wanna wax it {*smacking sounds*}

Shoot my jism enbalms, I wanna tax it

Your bed? My bed -- fuck it, where's the elevator?

I set your pussy off, like a fuckin detonator bomb

Relax and be calm

Tell your friends to leave, no time for cockblockers

I hate the girls who front, and really cock-suckers

I have no time for phonies and kiddie games

A bunch of bitches with numbers and wrong names

I just chill, and cold mack at the jam

I'm buttnaked, the woman say god damn

He's X-rated, I seen him in the video

He's jerkin off on my girlfriend's booty though

You want the dick too? Then come to me though

Start suckin and suckin and keep suckin

And then for hours, I keep fuckin

Waxin that ass like a super rated pro

You think I'm braggin? Well let's go

Cock em in the air and let your other sister watch

You gettin hit by the X.. I'm a porno star

[girl] Ohh Rhythm X, you're just too good baby

[Keith] I know baby -- but I got another freak move for you

Check this out

[girl] What's that?

*knock knock knock knock*

[Keith] Yo T.R., come in

[Trev] Whassup?

[Keith] That's my man Trev, T.R.

I want you to give him a little somethin

[Trev] Mmmm T.R., show me what you got baby

[Trev] Aight..

[T.R. Love]

Come here baby, relax and sit down

Let me massage your back, palm your ass for a while

I got the freaky hype style

that I know you never had in a while

So let's fuck, I mean really really FUCK

You sure you ready? Then try your luck

Bring me the whip cream, bring me the jelly jam

Bring me the chocolate pudding, I really don't give a damn

I try things to you, you never tried before

How's that -- you want some more?

Open your legs wider.. wider!

Let me slip my tongue deep inside ya

Rub ya up and down with strawberry Jell-o

Eat every inch, from head to toe

and make you hot, make you ? than 4th of July

The pussy was never dry

Warm and wet, uhh, and entertaining

The moves we make could never ever drain me

I fuck you hard, smooth and then rough

Like The Mack, I'm heavy like a truck

Captain Hook goes deep into the sea

And when I'm through, you're sure to believe

that I'm the master man don in the land

Cause I'm "bad bad, and I'm wicked in de bed"

Come.. come baby, come

The time is now to be together as one

I'll treat you just like a queen, you know what I mean

Uhh, yeah

I work and wreck your body, just like a car, yeah

Cause I'm a porno star

[Trev] How was that baby?

[girl] Ohh T.R., that big dick felt SO good

But I really had enough

[Tim D] No you haven't baby

Bring yo' ass over here

[girl] Tim Dog, I don't think I'm strong enough

I feel too weak

[Tim Dog]

Ha ha ha ha, I'm the sex man

Tim Dog, ten incher rated X man

Swingin and swingin my ding-a-ling in

Pumpin that ass until your back starts stingin

You had enough? Rough and rough

Gimme ALL of that good stuff

Huh? Your pussy gettin sore?

Ha hah, I'ma fuck it some more

And just before you reach your climax

Throw your leg on my shoulder and cold WAX

Cause I don't like to fuck mild

(Yeah baby.. fuck me wild!)

Cause I'm Tim Dog, and the D.O.G. stands for

+Doin it On the Ground+

Yeah baby, get on the ground

Get on all fours

Bark like a dog baby

(Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!)

Aight aight aight, I know it's good, I know it's good

Yeah.. just like Robin Hood

I take from the richer, and I stick it to the bitch

Jumpin off a trampoline

Straight into the pussy, SPLOOSH!

See what I mean?

So all you ladies out there

with panties that's wet right about now

And y'all wanna do somethin about it

Just dial 1-900, ULTRA-DIK

and the brothers'll be in your town

fuckin shit up

*knock knock knock*

[girl] Who's that?

[C.Gee] It's Ced Gee

[Keith] Oh shit! How you got here?

[C.Gee] Ha hah, y'all ain't know I followed y'all up here

I heard you tap til that pussy's sore

but listen to this, I'ma tell you whassup with that

[Trev] Go 'head..

[Ced Gee]

Now a pussy is some pussy there's no dick like this one

It's the very best so yes you can catch one

or two or three or four, five, six

seven gallons - you know they named Long Island

after me, the incredible Gee

I wax more pussy than my man Ron Jeremy

Hit me a pussy quite hard til it's wet again

You cum but when I cum, I'm wettin your chinny chin

You see I'm quite simple, I'm nimble plus rated X

Come in your face, rub my dick in your soft neck

Yeah.. so now you get the picture

Fuckin so well you call me Mister.. Gee

And I'm goin far, you know why baby?

Cause I'm a Porno Star..

Yeah throw those legs up there

You're hot

Higher, higher, uhhh

OK baby yeah

God damn pussy's good