Ultramagnetic MC's - Introduction to the Funk lyrics

INTRODUCING MC WASTEMAN OR CALL ME DEVIL

am not a good mc, but am good at rhyming

every word has a special timing

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bare gunshots i started firing

at ur mum ,she started crying

u cant mc so stop trying

look at all dem scars on ur skin

u dont wanna get dashed in the bin

get left with a bruised up chin

if u clash me i will win

i can put a garantee

that if u beef me

it'll be world war 3

i got a whole army

waitin by the tree

they got ur house key

they got it for free

cause am truly

the only

O.G.

dont say no threats

i'll make u clean creps

on ur own doorsteps

am talkin to the skets

with no big decks

making bare fake cheques

making bare fake bets

in ma casino

i wear machino

at ur party

i wear versachy

i had plastic surgery

i looked like mercury

covered ma face with burbery

started working at siansbury

listen to this song

am skiny but strong

dont get me wrong

beef will be long

how about we clashed

ur girl got lashed

ur face got smashed

ur house got trashed

ur mum got dashed

ur money got stashed

and ur car got mashed

ur mum is a cow

she was like pow

shes getting lashed now

i dont know how

am like wow

dont bring ur crew for a war

they'll end up all getting bor

i can bet u a shiny score

lets beef at da one pound store

fuk the beef les go hardcore

i'll draw for da bedroom door

or draw for the ugly claw

for sure