Two Pints of Larger - Skanky lyrics

{Louise}

Oh Girl, you're so mistaken,

That boy is god forsaken,

His hair so greasy, his clothes are cheesy, and he stinks of kwik-save bacon...

{Janet}

Louise, you're just too wrong,

My feelings here are strong,

I think he's fit, He's my Brad Pitt, have you seen the size of his tongue?

{all}

Who should find a guy so skanky, (ce comme)x2

{Donna}

I think Louise is right,

He sure don't look your type,

He's skankerrific,oh, His breaths horrific,it aint pretty in daylight...

{Janet-spoken}

Skankerricfic's not a word!

{Donna-spoken}

It means terrific to skankified, it was on Call My Bluff.

{Lousie}

Janet, don't be sneak,

This guy's a walking geek,

He's got no job, Got a little knob, he's a living breathing freak!

{Janet-spoken}

Louise, you just hate men!

{Louise}

I ain't no men hater,

But stick to the vibrator,

He's no good, His name is mud, with a face like a potato...

(repeat *)

{Louise}

Oh honey, can't you hear?

Your head's too full of beer,

You go with him, You'll find your quimm, goes bad at your next smeer.

Thanks to kayleigh for these lyrics

Thanks to Ben for these lyrics