Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Biscuit Rap lyrics

Johnny:

Because u could keep any bitch I got my rich tea bitch tea I tell ya im a junkie a flunky cruzin ma ass with a Oreo don't need a hoe, got ma garibaldi not Barlow, he's gone now.

I need a Kit-Kat when the rhymes fat , with the beat I cant cheat, can a biscuit cheat like a mother? Hell no.

Gaz :

But Johnny don't ya know, oh oh.

Don't be a fool when ya dip them in your tea,

there not, there not gonna make you happy

Johnny:

I got my lovely crunchy biscuits,

Hell im gonna say it again case ya missed it,

I int dunking no girl like a biscuit

I int gonna change so don't try to twist it

Gaz:

Don't be a fool when ya dip them in ya tea

There not good enough for you and me.

Johnny:

I int gonna go and have a roll in the hay, no way,

Ill have a fig roll, ya dig bro, don't want to go havin fun ill stay 1 with the bourbon,

A hob nob, that's the only dog im dippin I aint flippin, Want a cookie, ull b trippin,

The hoes say try my choc chip treats that aint sweet I aint no piece of meat

I want wafer, u been away for

A night with a she dog u want a biscuit but dog don't got none nooo!

Gaz:

Don't be a fool when ya dip them in ya tea

Even though they're nice and cru-un-chy

Johnny:

Hush Up Bitch, I got mah lovely crunchy biscuit hell im gonna say it again case ya missed it

I int dunkin a girl like a biscuit I int gonna change so don't try n twist it

Can you see the philosophy of the desire that these biscuits they can cause in me

And ma soul will ever be entwined with a whole left

When a mother, however fine, tries to share my life with my biccy time

Gaz:

Don't be a fool when ya dip them in ya tea

There not, there not gonna make ya happy

Johnny:

I got my lovely crunchy biscuits, hell im gonna say it again case ya missed it,

I int dunkin no girl like a biscuit never gonna change so don't try to twist it

I got my lovely crunchy biscuits hell ill say it once more case ya missed it

I int dunkin no girls like a biscuit, never gonna change so don't try to twist it,

Yeh.

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