Twiztid

Twiztid - unknown lyrics

Since you're too fuckin' lazy to turn this shit off (Right)

And seein how you're just sitting there listenin doin nuthin (Uh huh)

We figured we'd tell you a story (Ok)

Let's see if you can figure out what I'm trying to say

Yeah

(What do you got to say?)

(Say it)

(Spit it out)

(Come on)

There once was a ninja named Jack Picklebush (Oh yeah?)

He lived in the 313 area code (I know that guy)

Now this kid wasn't no ordinary ninja because his nutbag

Was 4 times the size of his head (Whoa)

Everybody in the neighborhood calls him fat sac Jack

Now his 3 homeboys Ron, Don, and Jon

From over on 8th St.

(I know Ron)

Used to dash home from school

Just so they could jump up and down

And play on Jack's fat fuckin ball sac

Now, the other day while they was hopping, and flipping, and having fun.

Jon ripped a huge ass crease right up the ass of his Wranglers

He wasn't wearin any drawers

But the fact that his naked ass fell out wasn't what embarrassed Jack.

What did however

Was that all his friends now knew his lifelong secret.

Jon has 2 anus's

That's right double rosebuds.

Now, everybody got a great laugh on including fat sac Jack

And when they finally finished bustin' on Jon

They noticed it was 8 o'clock,

Time for Monday night wrestling

And so they all ran over to Don's house

Because he's the only 1 that has cable.

After wrestling was over they all grabbed some Faygo's

And some Swisher Sweets packed with buds

(Oh yeah gotta have the weed)

And they all laid out on fat sac Jack's fat fuckin ball bag

And stared up into the stars.

When they finally got home and went to bed

Shit, it was something like 2 in the morning (That's pretty late)

Now, figure it out smart ass

(Who you calling a smart ass?)

(Put it together, figure it out)

(I don't get it)

(What're you supposed to do with it?)

(Fuck off)

(Figure it out)

(I don't get it where'd he go?)

(Where'd that guy go that was tellin' the story?)

(I'ma wait here go see if you can get him)

(What the fucks going on?)

(Word up)

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