Twiztid - Stardust lyrics

Im not here now, gimme a call back, leave me a message

tell me what the fuck is goin on, Alright peace.

Oh my god, I just had a fuckin' dream about this shit

called 'Stardust', dog. Me and you are gonna change

the world, We're gonna be the new Ron Popeil. Our

commercials on every channel, I'm telling you this

shit is fuckin'.... And did uh, Lavel call you talking

about a place to stay or something? I think he said

he's gonna kill his moms, man call me back dog.

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen have a seat

I'm about to show you a product, everyone is sure to need

This product I have right here, is small and light in weight

And can be concealed in any handbag or briefcase

Stardust

We're not sure just what it does

But the response has been overwhelming, from clients that tell us

"If it wasn't for this here product and so on...."

Man, there's so many letters, and they go on and on

It's a miracle in a bottle, and it sells itself

If you got problems in life, this here product can help

This opportunity is golden, I'm holding in my hand

The key to a brand new life, for those who have a shilling or two

And been compelled by the product

And intrigued, about what it can do for you

Honest, it's the last case I got, and when they're gone, they're gone

Take a chance with stardust, it'll fix whatever's wrong

Nothing can be better than this

It only cost what you're spending on it

It's absolutely not a hustle or fraud

You're either buying, or you're moving along

What's this ya ask, I can't say

'Cause what I'm selling here today, effects each in a different way

And I'd be glad to give you a little sample, but a dabble isn't ample

And plus if people see, then I get trampled

Grab hold of my hand ma'am, and walk with me

Don't go hiding in the back, and try to talk to me

I can see 'em start to well up in your eyes

Like raindrops falling from the sky, give it a try

And how about you,

Ain't ya sick of being picked on for nothing?

Well I'm gonna tell you what to do,

Ain't you sick of being pushed, hit, kicked, and even spit on

Well get you some of this, and then tell them haters to get on

Now I been living off the stuff,

That we been selling for some time now

And look at me, I'm finer than a line now

I didn't come to pull the wool over your eyes,

But if you're looking for a change, then it's finally arrived

Come with us as we embark, on a tale of a

salesman-slash-hustler

'Cause if you got money, you're a potential customer

Have you ever seen something unbelievable in your life?

Probably not, but people are ready to buy

Anything, from anybody, any time at all

Snake oils, wristwatch, stardust, he got it all

And it's all half off, and everything has to go

It's a limited time offer, 'cause funds are running real low

Before you wake up, we're already gone

On our way, another town, another story evolves

And it's been done for so long, that I don't even feel wrong

It's second nature, it's as easy as just walking along

I never tie myself down, to anything I couldn't leave

In less than twenty seconds, and believe

I won't forget it, I'm just a hustler, you can trace it in my bloodlines

Ask them for the name of the greatest, I bet they say mine