Twiztid

Twiztid - Off The Chain lyrics

[Jamie Madrox]

Daddy I'm high as a cloud floating looking to touch

Anything soft enough I can bust my nuts on

Like them average ass titties of yours

Now I done seen many, many pairs of titties before

But them titties right there look suckable to me

With the nipple in the middle where the sucker supposed to be

She got a kinda banging booty, kinda more not than so

If I don't drop this load, my nuts are gonna explode

[Monoxide]

Now I'm stone sober in a room full of ugly

All I want to do is get some ass tonight

And if I, play my cards right and smoke this weed

Then I'll be swimming in some ass like the tsunami

And it won't matter if she, kinda looks like a he

Cause as long as I stay high they're all dimes to me

Bumping Ron Isley in the truck with the tree

Getting high hoping this ugly bitch will fuck me

[Chorus]

Now you look like Madonna with a splash of J-Lo

Mixed with Halle Berry and some Anna Nicole

'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be

So off the chain

A little Gwen Stefani and some Fergie and Brittney

Charlise Thereon with some Angelina Jolie

Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be

So off the chain

[Monoxide]

Sometimes we would get high in the back

And there'd always be this girl with a super nipple rack

And I, wouldn't hit it with a bat if I'm not stoned

But fuck it since I'm high little ugly got boned

I'm in the zone I'm high kinda trippin off of this

Everywhere that I look's a fine bitch

Goddamnit, I love this weed

'Cause every last bitch looks good to me

[Jamie Madrox]

Beauty is skin deep, and ugly is to the bone

Ain't no reason that banging ass need to be having pants on

I like that upside down heart that lives inside you g-string

Packed to the max with needful things

Like coochie and butt watch it jiggle and such

As she walks by with that run way strut

I'm mesmerized on how much ass calf n' thighs

You managed to stuff inside them Levi's

[Chorus]

You look like Jenna Jameson and Vivica Foxy

With a splash Viva Guerra and Beyonce

'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be

So off the chain

A little Paris Hilton and some Gretchen Wilson

With a splash of Ashlee n' Jessica Simpson

'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be

So off the chain

[Jamie Madrox]

Your lips are just so soft and supple

I'm willing to bet the farm she got a tight moose knuckle

I'm seeing so many turkeys that I wouldn't mind stuffing

Like that one right here, I bet she like it rough and hard

And if she wanna cuddle right quick

Turn an indoor hoe into an outdoor trick

Let her suck your dick in a public bathroom

While there's other people on the side of you taking a dune

[Monoxide]

Now I'm walking through the mall

And I'm high as the sun

And I swear this bitch's ass is looking like a cinna-bun

And then I go and get a pretzels from aunt Annie's

Then I fell in love with her flabby fanny

I'm getting outta here before my penis gets hard

And I get thrown out by the security guards

Feeling like a retard, I'm horny and high

But I'm almost outta weed so I'm saying goodbye

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